What a Little Birdie Told Me

I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden this funny looking bird landed in front of me and started talking about the weather. I realized the bird was trying to start up a conversation with me. I was a little shocked to see a talking bird and I said to him “Um, you’re a bird. When did you learn to talk?”
He responded, ”What? All birds talk. Haven’t you ever seen a parrot? Anyway you’re a giant walking pile of fur and nobody really believes you exist. What business do you have being surprised to see a talking bird?”
Now, I am not much for small talk so I just came out and said, “Well you’ve never talked to me before and generally when somebody I have never spoken with comes up and starts talking to me they are trying to sell me something I don’t need or want. So what are you selling?”
“Oh, my friend that’s where you got me all wrong. I am not selling anything. I am granting a limited number of people the opportunity of a lifetime….” And that’s when I granted him the opportunity to fly further than any bird has ever flown before.